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21 September 2006 @ 12:53 pm

A Few Things To Note
~mrguillo took these pictures of his royal amazingness ninjafatboy and I.
~I'm drawing a comic book called Kid Zero. His high holiness is one of the characters in it. His name? The Ninja.
~mrguillo took this shot of us. It's one of the bestest pictures ever:

~Hasbro was once pitched a ninjafatboy action figure. It came with an "action arm" which, when loaded with small rocks and pebbles, he would launch. The problem was that the "action arm" was wound too tight and would usually send pebbles at such high velocities the pebble could pierce skin and quite possibly lodge into ones heart. It was rejected, which sent the toy into a depression. It was last seen listeing to bad emo tunes.
~ninjafatboy be praised, Amen.
Current Mood: lovedpretty nifty
Current Music: Fall Out Boy : Sugar, We're Goin' Down
18 September 2006 @ 10:53 am

You ever hear that joke about how you can tell when a ninja's happy?

Me either.

BUT! Behind the cut, you'll find some pics of a happy NinjaFatBoy.

I'm head over heels for this damn guy.... Check it out...

I'm havin' a strazizzle! Call nahn-won-wizzle!Collapse )

And as an extra added bonus (boner?) you get to see me as I am right... NOW - with my head shaved. We did it Sat night after we got back from the mountains. (Where the above pics were taken...)

bald ninja!Collapse )
Current Mood: happyhappy
Current Music: When The Dawn Breaks - Narcotic Thrust
13 September 2006 @ 09:12 pm
How fucking cute is this?!?!  He doesn't know I'm posting this, so I hope he doesn't get mad at me :-P

02 September 2006 @ 01:29 pm

While on one of our carnivorous adventures yesterday (this time to El Paso BBQ Company), ninjafatboy threw caution to the wind and ordered a combo which included a quarter chicken.   Why would that be such an adventure, you ask?  Because if anyone knows Brien well enough, they know he does NOT eat  meat with bones.

I had to give the boy direction.  I kid you not.

The look on his face just cracks my ass up!  Evil knife-wielding carnivore!

On a side note, this place serves up the biggest fucking mountain of mashed potatoes I've ever seen!  It's vulgar!

Current Mood: amusedamused
31 August 2006 @ 08:53 am
I can't believe no one has posted anything about ninjafatboy for over a month!

Here's a pic from a couple weeks ago when we were killing time, waiting outside the movie theatre at the mall.

24 July 2006 @ 03:19 pm

You can tell alot about a person, based on someones face and facial expressions....

Mr. R

A Ninja's FaceCollapse )
05 July 2006 @ 06:27 pm

All photos by B. Blaylock

The Official ninjafatboyland Wallpaper

Everyone who is anyone has it...so should you!!


The WallCollapse )
03 July 2006 @ 06:05 pm

Truth #467: If you stare at BOTH of his Royal Highness ninjafatboy's nipples, you will be hypnotized and be completely in his thrall.

One will just make you hard.

~Royal Scribe, Mister R.
Current Mood: calmcalm
01 July 2006 @ 01:21 am

...it most certainly is about him.

Love ya, babybear.

:: giggles ::
28 June 2006 @ 09:57 pm
As we all well know, everything revolves around ninjafatboy , including the whole universe. As a way to illustrate this, I'm borrowing here an illustration found in the Encyclopedia Britannica. The same concept is also mentioned in the world-famous bestseller "The Holy Bible", under the Genesis chapter.

As many scholars have noted, since ninjafatboy is and performs as part of this universe, and at the same time the universe revolves around him, therefore ninjafatboy has to be spinning around itself. This has created a lot of angry debates and many religious-based ethnic cleansing massacres around the world, among the believers of the rotational and non-rotational fatboy theories of the universe.
27 June 2006 @ 10:40 am
26 June 2006 @ 01:07 pm
A poor poem, for that master of da ass, ninjafatboy:

Oh, ninjafatboy, you have taught
So many men that what you've got
Is inconceivable hawtness
That draws more pilgrims than Loch Ness

So many men have gathered round
And set themselves upon the ground
Just begging for delightful treats
That drop like rain from 'twixt your teats

Your desert flame is ne'er quenched
Your summer sweat, it leaves us drenched
Your ample buttocks never lack
Reminding us "Baby Got Back"

Oh, ninjafatboy, you have taught
So many men to eschew twat
They give it up, because your swerve
Doth promise them more manly lurve.
25 June 2006 @ 09:27 pm

Hi! I'm Ryan, and I've been a fan of ninjafatboy's for a long, long time. He's so awesome. I mean, really, where does one start when discussing his awesomeness?

Well I'm not gonna be the one to tell you.

It's a fuckin' secret.

You wouldn't even be able to comprehend his awesomeness...the vastness of it would just destroy your mind.

So if you want to truly understand it, you need to spend some real time with him....

...see those two guys above? They spent time with him.

Now they're spanish for life.

25 June 2006 @ 10:11 am

This will make me carry my camera around always. That way I can share the most current pics of the Revered One.

Here is one capturing Brien in one of his natural habitats: on my couch, cellphone in hand, texting...

(no, this is not a product placement ad for Diet Coke, Viva, or Xerox...I just need to clean my apartment)

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Current Location: Home
Current Mood: lazylazy
25 June 2006 @ 11:40 am

NinjaFatBoy is t3h awesome and therefore he deserves a community of his own. No one can contain the urge to post NinjaFatBoy's pictures and apparently there have been sightings of mad postings by obsessed people everywhere, and with the advent of the new NinjaFatBoy spam virus we decided it would be better to focus all of this madness in this unique space dedicated to the Ninja himself.

At the moment I am fighting with the vile need to post pictures, but I don't think I'll be able to tolerate it... So here goes the first one:

Please post! Pictures, drawings, sculptures, installations, poems, lyrics, songs, rituals, anything NinjaFatBoy-related is welcome!